Kickoff Panel:  Renee Young, Booker T., Alex Riley, & Christian
Announcers:  Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield, & Jerry Lawler
Spanish Announcers:  Carlos Cabrera, Marcelo Rodriguez & Ricardo Rodriguez
Ring Announcers:  Justin Roberts & Lillian Garcia
Interviewer:  Tom Phillips

Kickoff Match -
Adam Rose defeated Fandango via pinfall
Referee:  Darrick Moore

Kickoff Divas Match -
Cameron defeated Naomi via pinfall
Referee:  Matt Bennett

2 Out of 3 Falls Match -
WWE Tag Team Championship -
Fall 1)  Luke Harper pinned Jimmy Usos
Fall 2)  Jey Uso pinned Luke Harper
Fall 3)  The Usos defeated Erick Rowan & Luke Harper when Jimmy Uso landed the pinfall on Harper to retain the WWE Tag Team Championship
Referee:  Ryan Tran

WWE Divas Championship Match -
AJ Lee defeated Paige via pinfall to retain the WWE Divas Championship
Referee:  Jason Ayers

Rusev defeated Jack Swagger via countout
Referee:  Rob Zapata

Seth Rollins defeated Dean Ambrose via forfeit
Referee:  John Cone

Chris Jericho defeated Bray Wyatt via pinfall
Referee:  Mike Chioda


Battleground Battle Royal -
WWE Intercontinental Championship -
Participants:
Big E, Alberto Del Rio, Cesaro, R-Truth, Ryback, Curtis Axel, Zack Ryder, Titus O'Neal, Damian Sandow, Heath Slater, Diego, Sin Cara, Xavier Woods, The Great Khali, Kofi Kingston, Bo Dallas, Dolph Ziggler, The Miz, & Sheamus
Order of Elimination:
1.  Xavier Woods
2.  Zack Ryder
3.  The Great Khali
4.  Sin Cara
5.  R-Truth
6.  Curtis Axel
7.  Damian Sandow
8.  Diego
9.  Ryback
10.  Titus O'Neal
11.  Alberto Del Rio
12.  Big E
13.  Kofi Kingston
14.  Cesaro by Heath Slater
15.  Heath Slater
16.  Bo Dallas
17.  Sheamus
18.  Dolph Ziggler
The Miz wins and is the new WWE Intercontinental Champion
Referees:  Jason Ayers, Matt Bennett, John Cone, & Darrick Moore

The next time we will be bringing you special event coverage will be on Sunday, August 17th for WWE SummerSlam.  We will have a live Pre-Show running down everything leading up to the event.  And you can chat with us during event in our network chat room.  Then at 11pm when the show is over, we will hit the air again live with a Post Show recapping everything that went down.

Match results can be found on Twitter @RantEMRadio

And don't forget to join us all week for a special week of programming beginning Monday with 7 Years of The Rant Marathon airs starting at 8am.  Then on Thursday, July 24th at 8pm The Rant will celebrate it's 7th Anniversary LIVE!

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By Lex Marston

The 2014 Royal Rumble could have been special. It wasn't. We could have seen the rise of a new mega-star in WWE. What we saw was a man past his prime (if he ever had one) get booed out of the building to end one of the biggest events of the wrestling year. That would have been fine and dandy if he were heel, but he wasn't. The story of the 2014 Royal Rumble could have been a joyful one. Instead, wrestling fans were left scratching their heads or underwhelmed. In the case of myself, both.

I woke up at 6:50am today, as I normally do on a weekday. My first thought? "How could Vince McMahon be THAT disconnected?" Yes, as much as I didn't want to think about WWE first thing in the morning, I did. Now, for those of you who don't know me personally, I stopped watching WWE a few years ago. I had come to the conclusion that the product WWE wanted to put on just wasn't for me and my personal interests. I got tired of asking "Why?" and rolling my eyes every time I watched. Understand that when I say that I stopped watching WWE, I don't mean wrestling in general. Some people are of the opinion that WWE is the be-all-end-all of professional wrestling. I am not one of those people. I love wrestling, and I don't think I could ever stop watching some form of wrestling straight up. Anyway, in an attempt to get back on the air and have fun with my podcasting mates again, I decided to begin watching Raw about two weeks ago. Now, although I haven't been watching WWE, I still know what goes on for the most part, thanks in part to the few WWE fans on my social media feeds.

What I saw last night during the Royal Rumble reminded me all too well of why I stopped giving energy to the WWE.

Let's take a trip back in time, almost a decade ago, to the 2005 Royal Rumble. Before last night's event, I spoke on the RantEM Rumble Pre-Show about how one of my favorite Rumble moments came at the 2005 Royal Rumble, when Vince McMahon blew out both quads trying to slide into the ring. But that's not what we're talking about today. I bring up the 2005 Royal Rumble for the winner of that event. After eliminating each other simultaneously, Batista threw John Cena to the outside to win a spot in the WrestleMania 21 main event. Imagine, if you will, that that didn't happen. Imagine if someone like Kurt Angle or Shawn Michaels won that Rumble. Would Batista or John Cena be as big of stars as they are now? I would think John Cena would, but I have my doubts about Batista. While the Rumble win wasn't what made Batista's rise to the top memorable (I attribute that to the Evolution storyline), imagine if Batista were just thrown in a match with Triple H at a random Raw, did the job to Triple H, and went down to the midcard at WM 21. "Ok, what's your point, Lex?"

My point is that WWE decided to make a star that night.

Now, my own personal feelings aside (Batista's a turd), WWE made money with Batista. Not anywhere near as much money they made with John Cena, but WWE did make money with Batista. WWE had a chance to make a lot of future earnings last night by putting Daniel Bryan over in a grandiose manner, but they didn't. They decided to go with the guy who won the event nearly a decade earlier.

The question is, "Why?"

Batista has a big role in an upcoming movie that looks to capitalize on the current comic book movie craze. Does Vince McMahon hope in his heart of hearts that Disney/Marvel Studios will promote Batista as a "WWE Superstar?" It's not as if Batista is the lead role, and I don't see an ensemble cast role leading to anything major. I can't say that I'm familiar with the Guardians of the Galaxy books, but I can't see Dave getting his own spinoff film. Even if all that were to happen, did Batista really need a Royal Rumble win? I don't think so.

Maybe it was in Batista's contract that, to return, he needed a Rumble win. If this is true, it would be in line with my personal feelings of the guy. And in case you have pleasant thoughts of how nice it would be to meet the former Leviathan in-person, there are several fans out there (including myself) that can tell you: you will probably be met with the ol' one-fingered salute.

Let's get to the last night's Royal Rumble now.

The night was off to a good start with two decent-to-good matches. The Tag Title switch surprised me that they would make a title change on a pre-show, but I'm told that's somewhat commonplace these days. Fair enough. Not a big deal. Then Bray Wyatt and Daniel Bryan opened the show with a match that exceeded everyone's expectations. "Bryan's working the first match so he can rest for the Rumble" I thought to myself. "Bryan lost the match so he can win something big at the end of the night, like Bret Hart at WM 10. Makes Bray look strong going into WM 30, too. This is pretty damn good booking right here." Hell, I even gave a nod to Lesnar/Big Show for making Lesnar look strong and (hopefully) taking Big Show out of the picture for a while. The crowd booed and jeered for Cena vs Orton, which was expected when you serve the same pile of grool for dinner as frequently as they do with Cena vs Orton. The match was nothing special, but what little air it had in it was deflated by the frustration of the crowd.

Things were zooming by at that point, and it was time for the big match. The 2014 Royal Rumble.

Now, I didn't think Bryan would make an appearance until #30. Wouldn't make sense to bring him out any earlier. "Hey, Lex! Bryan wasn't even advertised for the Royal Rumble match!" Neither was Kevin Nash, but that didn't stop his big, sandbaggin' ass from coming down to the ring. Oh, by the way, what a big surprise, eh? *Eye roll* <----See, there's the eye roll! Save that for future reference...

As we get closer to 30, it's obvious that Roman Reigns is getting a push in a strong direction. I personally don't see a whole lot in Reigns, but pushing new talent is definitely a good thing, so long as they aren't totally devoid of any upside.

Wait, here it is! #30! 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1!.......

"What the hell is this?"

My face had a look like I just guzzled down a carton of sour milk.

I like Rey Mysterio. I don't have the disdain for him that many of my cohorts here at RantEM probably do. I enjoy his work. But boy, if I've ever seen anyone being fed to the wolves, this was it. Bryan didn't show up. Batista won the Rumble. Bray Wyatt moved on to John Cena. The hottest wrestler WWE has right now just did the job in the opening match on one of the biggest shows of the year.

Time for another analogy! Imagine you owned an Ice Cream Truck, and you parked at your usuall spot you do every day around noon. People like your ice cream. It's not always the best, but there's something about it that keeps them coming back. Maybe nostalgia. Yeah, probably nostalgia. And habit. Probably habit, too. Anyway, there's a long line at your truck as you're getting your ice cream prepared, and the line is chanting "MINT CHIP! MINT CHIP! MINT CHIP" All of 'em. Now let's say you look around in your truck, and you have a tub of Mint Chip sitting there, looking pristine and fresh. BUT, you also have a tub of Rocky Road sitting over there that's 10 years past it's expiration, and you REALLY like Rocky Road. Plus, you overpaid for this expired tub of... Rocky Road, so you have to get your money's worth. Then, when you open up shop, and the people are screaming for Mint Chip, you force the expired Rocky Road down their gullets. And as they're coughing up the soured goods, they're booing you all the while.

Now, there are a few things wrong with this analogy as it pertains to WWE, and these errors are what upset me most about wrestling fans in general.

1) If your favorite ice cream joint starts serving rotten desserts, you're going to go somewhere else. This is not the case with most WWE fans, including those boisterous fans in Pittsburgh and those demanding refunds for the PPV they purchased at home. These fans might even take a week off from Raw, but they'll surely be back the week after, posting their thoughts on the product all over their Twitter and Facebook pages, even though there's plenty of other wrestling out there to be taken in.

2) You don't usually pre-pay for ice cream without at least making sure you're getting what you expected. This is just the way it is. You spend $65 on a PPV, and as long as it goes from 8pm to 10:45pm uninteruppted, you have no grounds for demanding a refunded. This is even the case with advertising a certain wrestler to be at an event that doesn't show up, because the card is always subject to change. You got burned. Eat the $65 and don't spend another dime on WWE merchandise. But that seems to be something too difficult to do for most fans to follow through on. Even myself, who doesn't watch the product, spends time and energy reading stories and posts about the WWE. Paying attention is still paying something.

The outrage over the 2014 Royal Rumble, however, goes beyond fans. Check out this string of Tweets from Mick Foley; a guy who NEVER speaks ill of the WWE and is always putting a positive spin on the most questionable of situations:

Hell, even his kids got open on Twitter last night, and I know from following them that they're pretty big WWE fans. Foley went on to post a blog on his Facebook page. Go read it. It's great.

Last night, I watched my first WWE PPV in what seems like forever, but it induced the same reaction I used to have before I stopped watching. Me rolling my eyes and asking, "Why?"

So to bring this article to a close, I want you to think about this: The backlash last night was about business. We all want to see good wrestling succeed and make money. We all want to see good wrestlers and good people succeed and make money. Last night, we lost at both of those. WWE will do just fine come WrestleMania, financials-wise. And sure, they could do a "Microsoft" and flip the ship completely. But I'll always be wondering, "What if Daniel Bryan won the 2014 Royal Rumble..."

As for Batista... well, to a nicer guy, it should have happened.

Kickoff Panel:  Josh Matthews, The Miz, Titus O'Neal, & Tensai
Social Media & Interviewer:  Renee Young
Announcers:  John Bradshaw Layfield, Michael Cole, & Jerry Lawler
Spanish Announcers:  Carlos Cabrera & Marcelo Rodriguez
Ring Announcers:  Lillian Garcia & Justin Roberts

Kickoff Match -
Dolph Ziggler defeated Damian Sandow via pinfall
Referee:  Jason Ayers

Battleground Hardcore Rules Match -
World Heavyweight Championship -
Alberto Del Rio defeated Rob Van Dam via submission to retain the World Heavyweight Championship
Referee:  Charles Robinson

The Real Americans defeated Santino Marella & The Great Khali when Antonio Cesaro landed the pinfall on Khali
Referee:  Jason Ayers

WWE Intercontinental Championship Match -
Curtis Axel defeated R-Truth via pinfall to retain the WWE Intercontinental Championship
Referee:  Rod Zapata

WWE Divas Championship Match -
AJ Lee defeated Brie Belle via pinfall to retain the WWE Divas Championship
Referee:  Marc Harris

Cody Rhodes & Goldust defeated The Shield when Cody Rhodes landed the pinfall on Seth Rollins
Referee:  Chad Patton

Bray Wyatt defeated Kofi KIngston via pinfall
Referee:  Rod Zapata

CM Punk defeated Ryback via pinfall
Referee:  Mike Chioda

For the vacant WWE Championship -
Match ends in a No Contest when Big Show comes out knocking out Daniel Bryan, Randy Orton, John Cone, & Scott Armstrong
Referees:  john Cone & Scott Armstrong

The next time we will be bringing your pay-per-view coverage will be on Sunday, October 20th for TNA Bound For Glory.  Our coverage will begin at 7pm with a live preshow, followed by a chat during the event.  When the event is over, we will hit the air again at 11pm with a live post show recapping everything that went down.

Match results will be streamed via Twitter @RantEMRadio